dontknowchev:

the-nope-train:

a representation of our ‘b to blow’ skills 
as you can see, there is no light or medium setting
that’s because we like to blow our opponents very hard

This lacks the Blackhole setting. Suck so hard everything is void of light.

dontknowchev:

the-nope-train:

a representation of our ‘b to blow’ skills 

as you can see, there is no light or medium setting

that’s because we like to blow our opponents very hard

This lacks the Blackhole setting. Suck so hard everything is void of light.

the-chief-mooseketeer:

My hero *swoons*

the-chief-mooseketeer:

My hero *swoons*

dontknowchev:

Guys we just became that fandom.

"Stop sucking dick lol he aint even that great"
“So what you’re saying is suck harder? Well alright if you insist.”

dragonsfang:

queensalsaofquesodelle:

I CAN’T GET OVER HIS FACE WHEN HE REALIZES THAT HICCUP IS OKAY AND THAT HE FREAKED OUT OVER NOTHING

this fuckin dick

I swear to fukkin dragon-god Hiccup…

digger-bick:

I can’t stop laughing

digger-bick:

I can’t stop laughing

wilford-warfstache:

Our B to Blow skills are unparalleled 

wilford-warfstache:

Our B to Blow skills are unparalleled 

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

The Evillest Laugh
Markiplier

697 plays

suckmybritishtesticles:

I fucking swear Mark has the best evil laugh ever. Also the little “yaaay” at the end kills me every time. 

(Audio from here.)

wilford-warfstache:


Markiplier - OFF - Have you seen my brother?

;_; Saddest part in the game, in my opinion

wilford-warfstache:

Markiplier - OFF - Have you seen my brother?

;_; Saddest part in the game, in my opinion

black-frostbite:

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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gets in that space

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and you just

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Holy fuck finally someone who understands

the-nope-train:

dontknowchev:

the-nope-train:

everyone, that person seems really offended that everyone is sucking mark’s dick

let’s stop sucking mark’s dick for the time being and give them a break

i think they’ve seen enough

No, we must press B harder.

I MESSED UP

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elixiroverdose:

its been a while since I’ve done anything with tutorials ahhh also my explanations started to die out because I don’t have a lot to say to describe each one. If this helps you, I’m glad. But I would say to just springboard from this! get loose with your poses and have fuuuuun

wilford-warfstache:

markiplier:

narukamiyus:

markiplier is ugly as sin why does everyone suck his dick

Am I?image …Am I really?

*spit take*

thekimmeh:

mst3kman:

the-darkness-returns:

the-darkness-returns:

brookeherron:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

OMG the hot dog one

stooop

im hungry now

its 10:00 pm i should not eat right now

but now im fucking hungry

okay i gave in

im eating a ham and cheese sandwich

but for good reason!

ham and cheese were best until july 31st

so i have to obviously

and i think im gonna put some music on so i can dance away the calories 

NEED THE WATERMELON AAAAHHHH

lolsomeone-actually:

thewriterwhoisalone:

mackblesa:

nevertoomanyspiders:

ceruleanpineapple:

theladysyk0:

lizardlicks:

hellish-deer:

ceruleanpineapple:

spiders.

they’re like tiny 8-legged cats
how can anyone hate them

Spiders are huge derps, pass it on.

My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”

THAT IS SO CUTE

reblogging for the story, eeee

spiders are the derpiest things though like have you ever played with a spider and a laser pointer, because I thought my lizards chasing the laser was adorable but leT ME TELL U, BLACK WIDOWS CHASING LASERS IS FRICKEN ADORABLE

So I hate spiders but this makes them seem a bit cuter lol

Yeah no I still aint fucking with no spiders